Viewer Poll: The World's Ugliest Cars

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There's no doubt there are some real stinkers out there, styling-wise, and some of them from manufacturers we might expect better of (for example, Alfa have come out with a few real shockers!).  Just to be clear, we're not talking "quirky" here; we mean the sort of absolutely hideous, "WTF were they thinking?" grotesque that can only be measured in international pig-dog units (IPDUs).

The team at UMPH have put together four of their all-time "un-favourites" and are asking that you, dear reader, vote for the most egregious, if-it-were-alive-you'd-euthanise-it choice.  We have for your viewing displeasure a Nissan Juke, a Fiat Multipla, some sort of abhorency that might be another Nissan and, last but certainly not least abominable, a Ssan Yong Stavic.

Please make your choices, 1 to 4, and attribute each car an IPDU score out of 100.  The winner will be ... .  Nup!  Who are we kidding here?!  They're all capital L losers but slaggin' 'em off might be fun!

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Think you know of an even uglier car?  If you do, please email an image to alastair.watson1463@gmail.com and explain why you'd sooner scoop your own eyes out with an asbestos-laden brake pad than take a ride in one.






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