Semi-Shaved 1975 Galant Hardtop
Those of you that know UMPH will realise he's no fan of shaving. The greying beard probably gives it away, right? Yes and no. Yes , because he really does love his facial follicles but no , because in this instance he's actually referring to the strange practice of removing vehicles' external door handles and locks. In its most extreme version - the 'Lo-Lux' look favoured by young skater types - even the door handles get removed. Devotees of the style like to ruin perfectly serviceable utes by dropping the rears so low the headlights point skywards, then weld and bog-up nearly anything that ever hinged or opened. How they even get into their faux-gangsta mobiles is a mystery. Electronic remotes, perhaps? What if the battery goes flat? Anyway, enough said about the pants half-way down their bums brigade and those stupid skater hats ... This week's subject is more semi-shaved ; an old-school bikini line rather t...