Readers' Photos # 3: Proof That UFOs Are Real

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Everyone knows what unidentified means.

 So, too, the word flying.

 An object is just a thing.

Therefore, any unidentified flying thing (object) is a U F O.

 Take, for example, the UFO in the photograph below.

 It is unidentified*. 

 It is flying.

 And it is an object.
An image this grainy could only ever be of a UFO, the Loch Ness Monster or a Thylacine.

Flying saucers and little green men are a different matter entirely ...

U M P H

 (uppermiddlepetrolhead.blogspot.co.au.)

 Photos by Nick (which may or may not be his real name, depending on the Statute of Limitations).

 *Although there have been spurious claims that it is actually a police car.

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